THE NEW CHURCH – An unavoidable historical monument of an area. Was this the first church of the reformation built in Norway? Even if it isn't, pretend that it is. Start a small daily newspaper and call it 'The Door-Nailer." Also, use an image of the steeple as a doormat in a alternative tailor's shop and boutique. The doormat will be the only sign at the entrance to the boutique that will be called, "Clothes of the New Church."